Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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