So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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