She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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