Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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