I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize
