ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Still dying that you shit outside
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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