ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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