i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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