We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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