is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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