My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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