Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Sober January is a disaster.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
