I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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