I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
True college students do jello shots in the library
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