You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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