whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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