you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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