with your own penis?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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