She said her name was "party"
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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