Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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