my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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