another moral hangover. fuck.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
