idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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