So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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