you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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