i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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