I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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