I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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