it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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