I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
they need to just BURY HIM!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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