My room smells like vodka and shame
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize