this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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