what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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