My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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