is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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