I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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