You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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