I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
jump out the window naked night went bad
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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