why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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