You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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