It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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