He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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