And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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