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Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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