Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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