And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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