she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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