His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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