Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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