Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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