You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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