If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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