Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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