it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
