the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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